BOOM!

Awakened:
''You position yourself above the monster, on the rocky outcrop leering above the canyon. Your allies in position, ready to fell the giant known as "Boom" in seconds flat and drag its severed head back to the city for an easy bounty. You leap down, and to your horror, it notices you. Batting you away like an insect, you are sent flying dozens of feet away into the rocks below. Your broken body unable to do anything but watch as your best friends are plucked from safety one by one, chewed, and swallowed. Choking on your own blood, the lumbering oaf plods over to your mangled frame, raises a filth-covered foot, and brings it down.''

Enlightened:
''WHY DA WITTLE 'UNS COME SMASH BIG BOOM?! BIG BOOM FIGHT BACK!! WITTLE 'UNS KEEP COME SMASH BIG BOOM, BIG BOOM GET MONSTAHS TO 'ELP 'IM FIGHT DA SCUMMIES!! MONSTAHS KRUMP WIT' BIG BOO AN' BIG BOOM DUN SMASH 'EM AFTAH.''

Ascended:
''These demons aren't anything big to worry about. You've killed bigger, stronger things before, and now you've got a team to watch your back. Maybe you'd even call them friends, maybe. Fighting through the streets with them and the Prince of Gyliad makes you wonder if this is what being a hero is all about, if this is why people do this all on their own. Maybe, just maybe, being a hero isn't so bad... and then the voice calls to you, a voice of bloodlust and hatred like the clashing of molten steel, telling... demanding you to kill.''

Divine:
''You've been in hundreds of scraps through your long life, and this isn't even the hardest one. They're just fuckin' goblins, just a lot of goblins. The one in armor though, the one casting spells? He ain't fightin' fair.''

Greatclub, evolving, requires attunement
You gain the personality trait: I NEED TO SMASH THINGS

Awakened: You may cast thunderwave as a first level spell once per short rest

Enlightened: You may cast shatter as a 2nd level spells once per long rest. Enlightened by knocking back 3 enemies at once with thunderwave

Ascended: You may cast thunderous smite at will as a bonus action. Ascended by causing 500gp worth of property damage.

Divine: You gain another use of thunderwave and shatter. Your thunder damage dice explode on 1s. Divine by knocking an enemy away to their death with thunderous smite.